Italian Anyone?

I am NOT talking food.

From a blog I read daily - here is a tasty treat for anyone that has a fixation for a man of the cloth and...Italians. Hubba, Hubba.

I cannot say that I ever seen a Priest so yummy. There was Father Barry and Palmer and Hernadez. The Priest that married me, Kidwell (cute in a Yoda kinda way) and the Priest that made me want to forget Priests, Babbin. Nope - not one cutie among them.

Though I must say I have a weakness for foreigners. HB says I like my men 'smarmy'. I like the dark and handsome look. Brooding eyes. If you have an accent - not even a romantic one - you got me.

I speak to Israelis daily - this language is harsh - but an Israeli man has that look in his eye that he will eat you alive. Very direct. No kidding around. Its a total turn on.

Iceland - these lovely men remind me of Count Dracula. Though most are blond and very pale skinned - their accent is to die for. Just the way they say hello. Have a conversation as if you were Count Dracula....Sexy huh?

I met a French man in NYC. He was lovely looking. HB told me to stop drooling. I just wanted to hear him talk. I know he detested me and hated everything I stood for. But - if I could get him to love me...If only for a moment.

The English men not only make me long for a beer, but they will be the proper gentleman sitting by your side at an unruly pub. They know how to wield a bottle as a weapon. They make you actually UNDERSTAND Madonna (a girl from Detroit who wants to sound like The Queen). They can call you a "Filthy Cow" and you giggle like a schoolgirl. It's all in the accent. How can anything that sounds so proper be so foul.

Greek men....aahhhhh. I live in an area where the Greeks are plentiful. Greek God is right! Yes - I would love more Uzo. Yes, I will be your little baklava.

But Italians (swoon) - I need to go to Italy. I have married and dated watered down versions of Italians. HB recently had a family gathering where my love for the nationality flourished. I love their food, I love their wine, I love everything about them.

Even their Priests.

(I am so going to H-E - double hockey sticks)