McStupid

So today - I forgot to bring my lunch. Brought my breakfast and snack and water - but no lunchy.

I only had a few minutes so I drive into a major fast food establishment we will call...McStupids.

I ask for..."A double quarter pounder with cheese. No ketchup. No bun."

She repeats...."No bun?"

"That's correct no bun."

The intercom is quiet for a few minutes and then she comes back and give me a total.

"Thank you drive thru."

As I drive away - I grab for the straw in the bag. What's that smell? That's not just your plain ordinary burger. No....Its...Its... FRIES!!!

So - I quickly grab the burger container out of the bag and quickly close it. (No temptation)

So - I am really looking forward to eating the burger (minus the bun) but that's ok. That's the best part!!!

But sadly, I am disappointed.

There is no double anything. Only one slab of meat, cheese on the bottom (which makes it stick to the paper container) with...guess...That's right, ketchup!!! They also forgot the lettuce, the onion, the pickle!!!! Nothing!

My little jaunt to McStupids cost me $3.50 and a lot of aggravation.

I am bringing my lunch Wednesday.