Hola

Happy Cinco De Mayo my friends!

Today, as with St Pattys day has nothing to do with me.

I wasn't then Irish and I am not Mexican today.

But - who the hell cares! I can always pretend.

Which reminds me...Its very cool to be ethnic today. People have to reach far back into their breeding pool to say they are 100 percent anything or 50 percent.

I think my gene pool has been tainted so many times by different breeds I am sure that I can pull something out of my butt for any occasion...To drink!

So today we will make a toast to the lovely brew called....Tequila. Also known as 'to kill ya'!

Please stay away from the bottle with the cartoon panchito on the front. That's rotgut and if you do drink it stay home, near the bed, toilet or bucket or trashcan. It will come back up on you. Oh - and don't mix Chinese food with it either. Its not a good thing. I know these things and I tell you only because I love you all dearly and I think you will thank me in the morning.

I did get married on this day in 1990. Divorced in 99. Maybe - I will make a toast to The AH tonight. He did give me a pretty girl to deal with day in and day out. Who makes my hair grey by the day. The girl that gives my worry lines and makes me smoke too much when she's running late and not picking up her phone. The one....

Hell - I need a drink.

Adios and remember....

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!