Speaking of Penis

I want a male dog.

I love male dogs. They have all the characteristics of a true human male.

They want to be hugged so they can snuggle in your bosom. They like to mark their territory by stinking up stuff and like a true boyfriend will bark when a stranger comes near you. They want to be fed well and they like their bellys rubbed. They also love baby talk (but don't tell the other dogs, they will only make fun).

So - I mention this to a man who has a male dog (as I was rubbing his male dogs belly). He said he feels gay rubbing a male dogs stomach because he said everything is too close it seems perverted. He will rub a female dogs tummy though.

Does it make you gay? Is it perverted? To hear him tell it - I am bordering on beastality.

Animals love to be loved. Walking thru the pound the other day - if you had two dogs laying in one stall - they were together. They craved to be touched as they stood up on the fence to say hello to me as I walked by.

The thing I found to be wonderful at the pound was a woman who went stall to stall and gave the dogs 'therapy' (there was a sign telling you so). Basically, she was giving them a good rubdown, belly and all. They were in heaven.

So - I ask you all to touch a dog today - rub its belly and talk baby talk to it .

(But not too loud - remember - the other dogs might make fun)