Its hell...

Its Hell being a chick.

From the beginning of life a girl must endure such hardships.

Men have life easy. Piece of cake.

Men are always the first ones picked for the team. They are allowed to get dirty and allowed to spit. They can go topless while they mow the grass and scratching themselves in public is acceptable.

Women have a gene that makes their tear ducts leak at inopportune moments and breasts. We must be confined by bras and when we itch we must run to the bathroom or squirm in our seats in agony.

Women bear the weight and endure the pain of carrying and bearing children.

Women must shave and pluck every stray hair.

Men - sit back revel in their belly hair and pick their bellybutton lint.

I hate having my period.

I hate that men don't.

I am happy that men have to have prostate exams.

Somehow - It makes up for it in the end.