Thoughts on Geeks...

In the bedroom.

Usually as little girls we dream of Prince Charming. The handsome man that arrives at your door or by chariot to sweep you away to your castle in some fantastic land.

Well, as we wait like Rapunzel - gently brushing our hair hundreds of times for that perfect sheen that only a Prince would appreciate we "settle" and go out and find other types of male company.

But on the other hand, little girls are always looking sideways at that bad boy. The one that wears the black hat in the movies.

Though we whine how annoying they are and how we hate it when they throw rocks at us when we pass. But we know that deep down inside they like us too. But they never have to do anything to impress us. They just are.

They are usually cute and scruffy and need a little female touch. We look at them like little puppies and when they piss on the carpet we swat them on the nose but end up kissing them a few minutes later and telling them what good boys they are.

They never try - we don't expect them to. They look good on "our" arms - an we are the envy of the 'hood. Until they grow old, fat, bald...You get the idea.

Sex with a bad boy is better for him than it is for you. He only cares about himself and how he looked doing it. He doesn't have to try very hard because there is another stupid broad hoping that he will look her way. She will eagerly step up the "amour" plate only to be disappointed like all the rest.

People always wonder why those good looking, studly guys are single.

Now geeks. While girls were letting bad boys in their panties - the geek was dreaming about being in their panties.

Now- the equation equals to....Boys + daydreaming = Playing with ones self.

Geeks generally are late bloomers in the nookie category - so they have become pros at 'spanking the monkey'.

Because geeks become so good at it - their are many perks that go along with it.

Geeks appreciate when they finally catch a girls attention. It's usually after a bad breakup with the Bad Boy. All of a sudden the geek that you dismissed as 'friend' is sitting there and has the most kissable lips ever!!!

Or - he could be getting really excited about discussing the latest Star Trek flick and that twinkle in his eye suddenly makes you want to jump his bones!

When they finally have an opportunity to be naked with a real girl they realize that this opportunity may not come again for months - even years. They are gonna take advantage of all the knowledge that they have acquired from years of preparing for this very moment .

They will be patient and kind. They will ask questions to make sure they get the right answer. They will take their time on a woman to explore every inch and will appreciate everything....They will remember it all.

They also are willing to do anything. They are the best partners to try something new with.
Remember - this is an opportunity of a lifetime.

Once they do "have" you. You look at geeks totally differently.

Remember when your Mom said try for the golf team? And it was full of geeks? Those geeks now play golf with some of the richest VP's in town. That computer geek - he owns Microsoft.
The one that was always making copies of cassettes and selling them for a buck. He owns Napster.

Rock stars are never cool bad boys. If you ever listen to them talk they are intelligent and probably have read a book or two. The write poetry which they turn into lyrics for a great song.
They were in the band. Remember the line about band camp? They are crazy!!!!

Now most of them are broke, starving artists. But - why do they always have hot chicks on their arms.....

Because they are.....

Geeks