What the F***!

I don't read much - I prefer TV.

I was very happy when the electric came on and I immediately ran to the boob tube and turned it on.

But - I have been very bored and picked up a paper to pass the time.

I usually just read the Lifestyle sections or the Arts pages. Front page lines my bird cage.

So - lining my bird cage....Bird flu. Started in Asia - moved to Europe and USA fears that it will come this way. Vaccines for everyone!!!

While hundred of thousands of birds have died from this maybe 100 cases have been passed to humans.

So - I wonder...How does a person get a bird flu? (Back to that in a minute)

Reading on a man was trampled by the horse he was trying to F***. His friend who was with him at the time (and equally as guilty) is being charged with trespassing only as Beastiality is not illegal in Washington.

I truly believe that a certain disease that is rampant was caused by a man doing the horizontal bop with a monkey.

So - back to the birds - which is mainly hitting chickens.

The people who have contracted this disease are folks with a few chickens - a farmer or two. How much you want to bet - with all the animal bopping that's going on in the world that a few of them were in love with their chickens!?!

I say - men...I know its lonely out on the farm. I know you all have needs and that sheep is looking mighty pretty to you after a long summer nite.

Keep your manhood to yourself. Step away from the chicken.

Discuss amongst yourselves......