Middle finger

I love my middle finger.

I use my middle finger all the time.

Piss me off - turn your back...you will get the finger.
Drive too slow - keep hitting your brake - finger.
The TV gets the finger all the time.
So does the radio.

I use it to wave to people who walk too slow. The welfare shuffle across the street.....People its called a crosswalk - Use it!

I love my finger and it would be a shame to lose it - thankfully I have two.

I watched a video on a horrible website - Ogrish.com (you can look but I warn you its gross). They cut off this guys finger.

My middle fingers are the ones that I type with. I use them for everything. Wait let me dial the phone....Yep...Middle Finger.

I shall praise it and take care of it.

Middle finger...I love you!