The drunk

Just a little funny about the Hood.

J and I went over to a local ice cream drive thru the other night.

Its on a road that is filled with the living dead. Ho's and druggies, drunks and bums.

Yes - I said the word bum...I know its not very PC of me but they are the ones who ask..."Hey can I bum a smoke?" so they are bums.

The freaks really come out at night and driving this road is like a game of Frogger.

So - we have a ice creams and we are making our way down the road.

The is a man in the middle of this 4 lane hwy - standing (barely) on the yellow line by the turn I need to make.

I proceed to slow down to a crawl. I don't know if he will stumble into my lane. I don't know what he's doing. Seems he has taken it upon himself to direct traffic as he steps back and waves me thru.

How nice of him I think.

Until he screams....Learn how to drive asshole!

I then proceed to scream...Get out of the road you F' drunk!

The drunk becomes incensed....He crosses two lanes of traffic and starts to run after my car in the middle of the road!

He could hardly stand - now he's running after me!!!

I hit the gas an laughed until I peed all the way home!

I told HB about my drunk interaction. He said I should have hit the gas and then hit the brake. Let him catch up and hit the gas and hit the brake.

That was equally as funny and I wish I had thought of that.

I love the Hood!