The nose knows....

So last night.... I am diddling around in the kitchen.

I still don't feel good but trying to get back into "Mother of J" character I warmed some leftovers up to feed the masses.

HB walks in after hitting a few golf balls at the local course but there is something different about him.

HB doesn't wear cologne. He has tons of it - gifts that were given to him in the past are sitting on the dresser turning orange-brown with age. I like his man-scent. Soap and water mixed with a little Arm and Hammer anti-perspiration.

So - when he walked up behind me in the kitchen to give me a hug hello - I smelled a bit of a difference.

Now - after he went to the course he had to stop at the local drugstore to pickup one of his many prescriptions.

At first - I mentioned the odor and asked him if he sprayed something on himself while at the drugstore.

Seriously - guys don't smell good after hitting a few balls. They smell sweaty - like wet chicken.

He said something in the room spilled and he wiped his hand on his shirt - that was all.

But - this smell - it intrigued me. I couldn't keep my nose away from him.

Sniff - sniff - sniff. I felt like Spike. Investigating this curious scent.

Maybe it was that last night was the first time I could actually smell something. Anything.

I liked this smell. NO - I LOVED THIS SMELL! I was inhaling the smell for all it was worth. I kept questioning him....

"What is that? That doesn't smell like anything I have ever smelled before. What's the name of it? What in the bedroom smells like that!?!"

He had a sly smile on his face and was giggling.

"I am not telling - it's kind of embarrassing." he says

"Please (sniff) tell me (sniff) what that (sniff) is! I really (sniff) like that (sniff) smell! How bad (sniff) can it be (sniff). What is it like Pledge (sniff)?"

I am literally climbing this man sniffing and sniffing. It's in my nose and it tingles and I can't stop!!!

This morning - he finally confessed to what is was.

And you know what - I can see where he things its embarrassing. He felt he got caught doing something naughty.

Trying to get a little - you see?

But - I will post the link here. (So its not like I told you what he did - you guessed)

If any guys read this - it worked. I smelled him as soon as he walked by. Recommended buy!

Ladies - I think I will have him go by the bottle (if he didn't already) - It smelled that good.

Strange - but you know what....

Some people get turned on by stinky armpits.