Boozing Moms

My daughter will be attending private school this year for the very first time.  Her old public school was horrid and if I kept her in there - they would have swallowed her up and spit her out.

But - with private school comes, uniforms.  Now in the grand scheme of things you would think uniforms are great.  Not having to think about what your going to wear.  Having to keep up with the Jones family.  Or avoiding that fight in the dressing room over whether the pants are too tight or the shirt too short.  But - uniforms come with issues all thier own.

They are not made for every body type.  I am not even saying they are made for Twiggy.  The model that they use has a very long crotch and no butt to speak of.  Now  I do have to say they are unisex.  What fits the girls must fit the boys (I guess thats where the long crotch comes into play). 

The employees just stand outside of the dressing room and say the "thats how its supposed to fit" thing. 

All the girls were mortified.  Whining and complaining.  Hissing noises could be heard thruout the store.  Teeth were sucked and comments were said under their breath.

I decided then and there - this is how alcoholic mothers are made.