ohhh nooo....

Yes- my dear little brother has outed my deep thoughts page.  The pain - the embarrassment that now shall befall him....hee hee hee.
 
As I had mentioned in a previous post.  I would call this Diary. 
 
Just like a little brother to tattle and tell all his friends (Rasberries to you).  All because I mentioned his ummm...shortcomings.  I think his body fits his rather large head perfectly. (Don't laugh - its a small defect and he has feelings you know).
 
I say this all in jest you know.  He's a pretty great guy.  We are a few years apart in age.  So I remember when they brought him home.  He was the little brother so he was picked on a little (only a little b-cuz I could have made him totally drink the pee if I really wanted). But - the good part was when he was old enough to kick my ass I was already out of the house.
 
Recently - he has been going thru some changes in life.  (I know its a little late for puberty to hit - but I told you, defect).  And, he has come to me to let me know.  I was floored and flabergasted as we never really shared.  But it made my heart smile (just a little - don't think for a minute I was getting soft).
 
He is bringing two little big heads into the world (this is where we start feeling the pain for momma). 
 
Oh yeah = I only want to remind you (and Momma)  that our parental unit had to get knocked out totally to pass your watermelon head.
 
 I think he will do a great job.  My daughter digs him and thinks he's very funny (whatever). So there will be laughter in the house.  He is the smart one (because his brain is bigger because of the head thing) and he can play an instrument (so the home will be filled with music - I am sure they are familiar with Metallica from the womb at this point).
 
He has all the mannerisms of my father down (its spooky) so he will be the one that will make the kids tremble before he has said a word (Its all in the eyes) when they are in trouble.
 
He has a good heart (that - he gets from me) and a good soul (uh - me again) and he a big softy ( he cries watching chicks flicks).
 
He will do well - he will make pretty babies and he will be a great Daddy.  I hope he has a boy and a girl.
 
Just like us.