Um...pass the dictionary

Three in one day.  Bored - probably - but I have made another observation from my lame-o world.
 
I was looking into other Blogs and I don't mean to be critical and I would never tell them so in the comments section, but.... (this is where I give my opinion though no one asked or cared to know).
 
Where did all these very articulate folks come from?  Come on,  no one talks like this in real life.
 
Plus - What normal Moe (that means Normal Moe in Geek speak) reads it and finds enjoyment out of reading something that needs a dictionary to translate?
 
All I keep thinking about as I read the textbook-like blog..."Look at the brain on Brad!"
 
Some of you are a little too deep for your own good.  Yawn.