Ok - now your pissing me off.

Dear Frances,

I know that you are a hurricane. It seems you are having your period as your PMS seems to be raging. But as I tell my daughter when she's in her flowers - you need to hurry up and get over it because your pissing me off.

Frances, I know that there is a nice Tropical Storm named Gaston that is really wanting to make your acquaintance somewhere in the North Atlantic. Maybe you can find it in your heart to finally make a decision and move that way? I am just sayin'.

Florida has nothing of interest for you. We have mosquitos and alligators. We have little creatures called lizards and spiders. Girls don't like these things. These things are yukky. Can't you think of another place you would like to visit? I am just sayin'.

Plus, we just had Charley come thru here and he was a bit of a slob. We are still pickin up after him.

You are truly a bad houseguest Frances. First of all, you can even decide when you are coming. Will you be coming Friday? Saturday? I am just sayin'.

Then, like Charley you will make mess and pee on everything. I'm just sayin'.

So make like a tree and leave. Vamoose, scram and take a hike.

Thank you for your time. I know you will make the right decision. Sisters gotta stick together.

I'm just sayin'