I want, I need, I have to have...

Inquiring minds want to know....

Ok - so the whole world and my millions of readers will now know what a 35 year old Christmas list looks like. This is what you have to look forward to when your get older than dirt (Right Auntie?)

Snicker...Laugh and jest if you will - but I need certain things and for some reason I wont buy them for myself. Now if it's a gift....That's something different.

Unlike Starr Jones and her recent nuptials to...What's his name. My list is mundane.
I don't have huge requests only simple. Nothing expensive and nothing extravagant.

So here it goes. Oh...If my readership is interested in purchasing me a gift - a simple "Thank you J's Mom for making me laugh and making me cry" ....Please leave your phone number (Like that's ever gonna happen) in the comments and I will call you with my PO Box.

I want...

PJ's. Cotton - two piece. Tank and shorts.
(I sweat terrible when I sleep - cotton absorbs)

Mixing Bowls - varied sizes - Metal or Plastic.
(I am tired of using my large measuring cup - Martha would die!)


I need....

Everyday utility towels
(My Mom got me a huge bag of these one year. Love them - HB uses them to clean the crap from his wheels and they have mung on them.)

Glasses - everyday drinking glasses. (I ask for this every year...I am a klutz and I don't need to explain)

I have to have...

Some CD's

Jeff Buckley - Grace (I have the cassette and I cannot play it in my car) Cassettes are now useless crap that I wasted my money on many years ago. They make a good door stop and the tape is good for tying up J when she makes me mad.

Nora Jones - Her old CD that sold millions - not the new one. I know eeevvveerryyonnnee has it except me. Told you...I'm lame.

Then there is this guy I heard the other day....Been out forever...Couldn't tell you his name for the life of me...He kinda sounds like that other guy Dave Matthews...The song was Wonderland or something like that. Brotherman probably knows.

Various items such as...

Candles are always appreciated. (We used them up pretty quickly with the virgin sacrifice we performed on Nov 1st. It was worth it.)

Since I am working on my back yard a lawn ornament is welcome as long as it is cute and not too big. (Looking for a sign that says servants quarters - I think its funny)

I am accepting all gift cards from all stores.... Target and Old Navy are always good. If your feeling really generous...Express and Macy's. Pier One is always a fave (and they have candles while you are there. My birthday is in a few months...Stock up).

Thats it folks. These things will make me happy. These are things in my every day that I say
I want, I need, I have to have...

And I used to make fun of my Dad for asking for socks... Shame on me!

Now I totally understand.