What's with the line?

Every morning I like to drink coffee. I make it as soon as I get up - but I need more thru out the day.

If possible - I like Starbucks and my multi-named drink. McD's will do if I am really in need of the brown liquid (but that's like offering a junkie a glass of water)

I have been noticing that my regular stores have been unusually busy lately. Busy meaning the line is out the door. I will not wait in a line that long. I refuse to.

So - since there are three on my way in, if I have time, I will swing by them all to see the line situation.

So far, it's been a no go for me and my need for Buckys.

So - I break down this morning and decide I really need a fix and drive into McD's.

Line, Line, Line, Line!!!!!

Don't they understand. Don't they know that I am ready to claw my eyes out - that I can feel my skin peeling and I have the shakes. Why don't have my drink sitting on the counter when I walk in? Why don't I get a pass to the head of the line?

What's with the line???

Its 9:14 and I need a fix man. I need something. I think it's time for a break. I know I have only been here 45 minutes but....I can't stand it anymore!


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(J's Mom was last seen at the local Starbucks offering to buy other peoples drinks as they walked out. She's been missing for 24 hours. If you have seen her please call 1-800-CAF-ADDICT. We recommend you use extreme caution when talking to her.)