Welcome to Hell (or your parking lot)!

This morning as I was getting ready for work I turned on the TV to witness the attempted burial of Arafat.

I don't know if they ever made it to the hole they dug in the parking lot of his compound - but it was amazing to watch. What a lovely gravesite you picked. Right by the one lonely tree that still lives amongst your war torn land.

It was amazing that there is no order. Chaos everywhere. His followers could have cared less if their heads were chopped off from the helicopter blades or that they were killed from the bullets that were shot into the air. They just wanted to be there. To touch his casket.

I was amazed that all of the shaking and pushing that was going on that the casket didn't fall to the floor breaking open and Arafat's dead body was passed over the heads of these zealots. Gives a new meaning to body surfing.

Notice how their are never any woman on the streets? Where do all these people come from - there has to be a woman or two giving birth to these men and boys!

The women in my opinion are the ones who look at their husbands and say...See Ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

I really wanted to witness them run off with the body and head to Jerusalem. The Israelis were waiting.

I wanted to watch a huge hoard of Palestinians run towards the Israeli army - something like Braveheart , but live. The Palestinians and their rocks and slingshots, the Israelis with their tanks.

We know how that went.

I know his death will not bring a 'new peace'. Whoever replaces him cannot deviate from what Arafat thought was acceptable. Arafat turned down an agreement with Israel because it met only 97% of his demands. The Palestinians stood by him. From their shacks and shanty town and him his compound. They lived deliriously happy in war and poverty. They praised him for keeping them down.

They died for him and for the status of martyr. The virgins are awaiting them.

Until they landed in Hell.

Well, dear dead Palestinians - he is probably meeting you there now - and I know you didn't get your virgins so I suggest you kick his ass when he gets there.

He deserves it.