We?

By we, you mean me of course?

Don't deny or play coy.

Why else would you buy bug bombs and say we need to bomb the house in the morning and with a kiss to the forehead tell me to make sure I read the directions?

How come we is me digging that hole that we were supposed to do?

Funny how we are taking down the tree alone.

Or we is washing the car.

We just walked by ourselves tonight.

Do you see a pattern?

I have learned now that everytime you say we, you mean me.

Is it politically correct then for you to say..We forgot to do this?

You mean me?!?

Don't you?