Bitches and Ho's

I am not a prude.

I love everything not buttoned up and covered up. I like a dirty joke. I like sexy pictures and admire good figures.

My new song that I wrote is called Bitches and Ho's. That's it. No other lyrics than that. I sing it in a minor key so it sounds cool. Set to music from another artist (called sampling) I think I have a major hit on my hands.

Now - why in the hell would I write a song called Bitches and Ho's?

Driving with my daughter who is a fan of Urban Rap - I (the woman who is not a prude) actually get embarrassed by the lyrics.

I listen to lyrics. When I was a kid I would buy those magazines with the lyrics in them - memorize them and sing them loud and proud because I knew the words.

My family never seemed to know the words - they would make them up. I know the artists that were singing the songs probably wouldn't find humor in my fathers lyrics - but...It was funny.

Also - being a lover of music - all kinds...I can appreciate the music. If it makes me want to tap my foot or get up and shake my groove thing or even hits me right in the heart and makes me want to cry - then to me...Its a good song.

There is a new song out on the radio. I like the beat. It's pretty much the same thing thruout.
On MTV and the radio - they fail to put the entire content on the air. If they did - I think that there would be some red faces. I think its called the Whisper Song. I think its performed by the Ying Yang twins. You all can look it up if your interested - I am not going to post it.

There are plenty more of blatant sexual songs on the radio and I am no Tipper Gore. One of my favorite artists is the most lovely man / artist / legend Prince. I got in trouble for hanging (and hiding) a picture of him in my closet. He was taking a shower at the time. But - he had undies on. I loved that picture by the way....Dad!!!!

But - you never heard his nasty stuff on the radio while sitting in the car with...Mom. You listened to that - privately..In your room - alone or with your girlfriends. It was almost at a whisper so that no one knew.

Even Cyndi Lauper - she had out She Bop. I just found out that its was a song about masturbation on VH1 (you see TV is informative) by the way. But - you could sit next to your folks and sing She Bop. Your parents could chime along in She Bop. Gramma could have sang...She Bop. It was a good clean nasty song.

These 'artists' can't come up with a more clever way to hide the fact that they want to have sex? Do they have to be so graphic?

Come on....For the Moms in the car???