Cheese thighs

Well - I am now totally grossed out by the view in the mirror.

I know why granny panties are wore when you get older - they hide the cheese.

Yes - the cheese.

I put on a pair of pants - stood to the side - squeezed the buns - and I saw a huge bowl of cottage cheese in my pants.

So - I am going to try something terribly vain - but not as drastic as surgery.

I am going to undergo a treatment called "Endermology".

Laymans terms.....Fat vac.

I am going to put on a body stocking - then lay on a table and a woman is going to vac my thighs and bottom.

Its supposed to loosen the fat - toxin deposits under my skin and after a few treatments my cheese ass is magically supposed to vanish.

If this doesn't work - then I am going to have to go for the big guns.

I am aging at a rapid rate.

Although the newest hairdresser du jour stated she thought I was in my 20's when I told her I had a near 15 year old at home.

I tipped her well.

Gotta look good in the casket folks.

Vanity and cheese don't go together well.

Now - add a little wine.....Now were talking!