Outta booze!

I got so many bottles for the holiday - my new wine rack was almost full. But - As quickly as they came they were rapidly drank.

So - my birthday is coming up (although I will not / cannot wait) until then. Bottles are always appreciated.

I will start my new post by saying something positive as we know it will all go downhill from here - I truly love HB. That man is a saint and although I said that I would NEVER marry again, if that guy asked me I would be jumping on that train in a heartbeat. I know you don't read this but I am forever grateful.

I got my presents for the Christmas season. One of which I use constantly (thanks M and D)! I love it - love it - l-o-v-e it.

My other present - Spike is a PIA (Pain in the ass) as opposed to a POS (piece of shit) although there do seem to be quite a few of those nasty brown nuggets of doggy poo everywhere nowadays.

But as with most babies - we soon forget once they become trained well enough to fetch your slippers.

I also have a new friend - who is a girl and I really like her. She's not really new - I have known her for a while and she was HB's friend first but I have adopted her as my very own. She's a Brit and she can keep up with me at the local tavern and smokes more than I do. I truly admire that in a chick that I hang with. She also has a job and loves Starbucks as much as I do so - she can pay for her own $4 cuppa coffee.

It's nice to have a girlfriend as I don't like women generally as I think they all are awful wenches. I have had a heck of a time connecting with other women and the girls I do like all seem to move to other states. So its not like I can invite them over to come drink with me when HB's doing the kid thing.

To think, I was almost going to join a ....Women's club! But - the scrunchies and soccer mom vans parked outside were enough to make me hightail it outta there. I tried - I really did - I was lured by the offer of Apple Martini's and pate -but I know I was trick as soon as I saw the Martha Stewart curtains in the window.

So - I will call her G is asking something of me that I cannot believe. I know she is trying to keep active in her old age (she's my age by the way)...She wants me to join a fitness bootcamp with her for 6 weeks.

I think I will pass, as I like my coffee and cigs at 6 in the morning and not eating sand on the beach while some hardbody calls me names like "saggy bottom sissy".

Its been fun hanging with her the past few weeks and she's has also helped me out a lot the past few days. I think I will keep her around, until she decides to move outta state like all the cool ones do.

So - I think I kept this one on a positive note as much as I could have. I know their is a bit of sarcasm oozing thru - but hey...Can't change everything in one day.