Warning
So the AMA came out with a statement to all young girls heading off to Spring Break.
Apparently - college girls take this time to binge drink and it leads to all kinds of things....
Risk of Pregnancy
STD's
Date Rape
No shit Sherlock?!? Really? Can this be true? How much money and time and effort was wasted for this moment of brilliance?
But hey - maybe one girl will hear this and keep her drinking down to a minimum and her legs shut.
At least make all these public service annoucements pay themselves off.
Unbelievable!
posted by J's Mom @ 2:58 PM
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2 Comments:
Some girls seem to lose their inhibitions when they come to the beach for spring break. $ .43 string of coloured beads buys you a peek at their t*&*(&s.. Buy them a couple of drinks and you'll get to see all their goods.
There are always more boys than girls that come to the beach so the male to female percentage is very high. The girls have the boys competing for their attention.
There is a recurring theme in the newspaper starting about three months after they have participated in spring break. And that is in the court section. "Looking for Joe. 5'10", blond, blue eyes, from Alabama. Call Ashley, ###-###-####." And then nine months after they have participated "Looking for father of baby Doe. Name: Joe. Regarding adoption of Baby Doe."
I'll post it in my blog when I see the first one this year. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent)
So...since I am a college girl going on spring break I can get binge drink and have sex? I can't hardly wait! Just kidding.
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