HB is hot!

Regretfully, I cannot explain his hotness because my family reads this board.

I don't want to gross anyone out. Especially my brother. I am glad he had kids but I would much rather think that Sassy Pants and Merry took part in a conehead ritual where they stayed fully clothed during conception.

I first started the blog thinking I could rant and rave about things. But low and behold as in my youth - they found out about .....Everything.

So I shall spare you the details.

But, one thing I can say about his hotness is that when I look at him - I am suddenly drawn to the man slob that he is.

Even when he's got on a white undershirt and ragged shorts and black socks. I look at him as he scoots across the floor with a bag of pig skins in hand and swoon.

When he's napping and his belly peeks thru that same outfit - I lose it.

When he's changing and his underwear have a huge hole in the butt as if he did it for convenience purposes - I can no longer contain myself.

I must have him and all his sloppy dorkiness.

My Father used to (probably still does) wear some real doozy outfits around the house. Heck, he would even wear them outside, to the market, to the mall.

My Mom still wanted to ravage him as his belly hair caught all the crumbs of his recent feast.

I used to wrinkle my nose at them...

Now with my own hot man slob....I totally get it!