Heard ya'll missed me....

I figured I had nothing to say.

Scratch that...I have tons to say. I hate total quiet and I will make some noise if needed.

I just didn't have anything profound to say as I usually do.

I have missed you all too. I would stare at the screen - type something - then erase.

So - I will tell you about my new venture.....

We have a new man starting at the company in two weeks. I know him in the sitting in a bar next to you sense, I like him and I think it will be cool to have him around.

Anything is better than the cockroach - whom I hate!

He wants me to pick a place for him and his wife to live. Site unseen. Do you know how scary that is!?!

They have some requirements and limitations.

They have two large dogs. They want a yard and a house to rent for a certain amount of money.

He states hes not picky. I don't know his wife so I am trying to put myself in her shoes.

So here I am - pretend wife of a good ol boy.

I hope I do a good job so I don't have to hog-tie my own ass. (A little redneck humor).

I ventured out with list in hand and had 10 properties to see - that filled all the requirements.

I really am not enamored with any of them. For the limitations that I have - they will have to do.

So - I felt like a Private Investigator. Driving around the homestead (hood in Urban speak) and writing notes.

Big letters N-O! Were scrawled all over my sheets. How could I rent these places to a fellow female even though I know they aren't...Picky.

I will talk to them today and try to get a feel for what they are like.

Maybe they like certain things that I don't? Maybe people sitting out on their front porch drinking a beer from the Styrofoam cooler sitting next to them is the way they party?

I will keep you posted on the saga...

You know if they move her and she hates it - he will still have to sit next to me day after day.