Diet secrets?

Does any one else find it odd that US Weekly is doing a story on "Dieting Secrets of the Stars" and they have a picture of Lindsey Lohan in a bikini on the cover and Vanity Fair has a 5 page article on Lindsey where she admits to drug use and having bulima?

US Weekly's article mentions nothing about who her coke dealer is and where we can obtain her diet secret from.

It also doesn't tell me if she used her finger or a toothbrush stuck down her throat to make herself vomit. Or - maybe she likes that syrup that makes you puke?

I'm really confused. I think I want my money back!