Muffintop

I hear there is a bakery that sells only muffin tops. The best part in my opinion of a muffin.

The rest of the muffin (inside) the paper is always dry and never has anything good on it like frosting or sprinkles. Chocolate chips or nuts.

When partaking in a muffin I usually rip that top part off and throw the rest away.

Starbucks just came out with a muffin / cupcake in chocolate with lovely chocolate shavings on it. You can actually buy them as a 4 pack to share with your co-workers. Since I don't like my co-workers (except for HB) I just rip off the tops as I am driving and eat the yummy goodness on my way to work. It doesnt really count as eating 4 since I am only eating the tops - I think it would be equivalent to eating two....maybe.

But I was looking at a caption the other day of a woman being arrested - her shirt pulled up just below her breasts.

Wearing jeans and bare belly showing.

The caption: Nice Muffintop.

I looked as I didn't see any muffins or bakeries in the pic. What in the hell does that mean?

Well as you study the picture you see where her stomach and sides spill out over her jeans - just like a tasty muffin would.

Long story short - boobies down she looked like someone baked a muffin inside a pair of jeans.

I have heard of Cameltoe. While trying on clothes or critiquing someone who has tried on a pair of unflattering pants. I have said... "Cameltoe!"

Everyone knows what this is and promptly goes and tries on another pair.

Or Ass Eaters - When you ass eats your pants - you will constantly have to be picking them out - so it best to leave them in the dressing room.

Or Mom pants - When the amount of material is huge - you end up wearing them really high or they have an elastic band that's three inches wide. They give (as my Mom would say).

Or the 4 tittie - that's when the cups of your bra are too tight and you look like you have 4 titties instead of two.

Muffintop was a new one on me.

Today I was getting dressed and I pulled on my jeans. Looked in the mirror as I was reaching for a shirt....

I had Muffintop.

I think that I probably have Muffintop in all my pants. No - I know I have Muffintop. My shirt choice changed and I ended up wearing a very loose fitting pullover to hide that fact.

I can't hide from it any longer - I am now going to have to move into the Mom jeans so that that elastic will provide me a little cheating room. A little give!

That or go on a diet.

Damn those Muffins!!!!!