WHA' THE .....BLEEP!!!!

I am a happy camper.

Reality TV is in full swing again and I was all ready last night in position for my fave new show...The Apprentice.

It keeps playing with its time schedule so I watched a little of the Happy Days reunion while awaiting Mr. Combover himself to appear on the screen.

Will and Grace ends....

Commercial....

Something funny starts to happen to the picture....

No signal.

Hmmmm? So I check around on the other channels. All gray static.

Well - I will park myself on the only one that seems to work (kinda) MTV.

Funny thing is its the Ashlee Simpson show. I think this was on the night before too?

I am finding it odd - that the only channel that seems to work for me is MTV and Ashlee.

Conspiracy...I am starting to believe it. I will tell you why.

MTV is following her around NYC because she was going to be on SNL. And the story line was how she came to lipsync that night and blow it on live TV.

I was forced to watch this for an entire hour - Well - it was that or a ...What do you call those things with lots of words? Oh yeah...A book! NOT!!!

So this is where I think that Joe Simpson - Ashlees manager and Father of her and Jessica and spin doctor may actually "know" the Big Guy upstairs (as he was a Youth Minister in his previous non-Hollywood life).

As soon as the show was over. 1 hour.

As soon as everyone in the local vicinity heard Ashlees excuse again. (Because it was on the night before too).

The cable cleared up. Weird - huh?

I flipped back quickly and ER was starting.

Coincidence?

No -

Conspiracy.