Main gay

I need a main gay. Kathy Griffin has one (actually she has a few) on her show "My life on the D list".

They are always funny and charming. They tell you if your ass looks fat and they look good on your arm or at your table when you need a "man" around.

I want to be like Will and Grace. So much so I am thinking of walking into the salon with a picture of Grace and say..."See her hair? Make mine look just like that!"

It won't help me with the fact that I would have to lose about 100 lbs to look like her. But, hey I want to hang with a gay man....I don't need to impress him. He's not going to want me in that way.

Gay men just seem to have a great life. I have never met a Gay that didnt seem to have fun all the time.

They party, hang out with fun people and I am so jealous.

I have tried to be accepted by the Gay community. I go to Gay plays at the local playhouse - the arthouse on Gay Artist nite.

You know me, I am usually the woman that is trying to nudge in on your conversations. I just want to be accepted by you guys!!!

I tell you how great your shoes are and compliment your perfect sideburns.

I am not trying to hit on you - I know your Gay.

I just want to be your friend.

Is that so wrong?