Alone?

I sit with my Apple Martini and have already smoked - and I am bored.

"Hello? Am I alone out there?"

I wondered what other blogs were about so I kept hitting next blog up on the right hand corner.

Most of them are in a different language and their graphics really f*** up my computer. Those are the Chinese or Japanese ones. Some have pretty pics but not a whole lot to say.

"This is my cat cleaning itself."
"This is me"
"This is my nipple"

Crap like that.

I have about 10 blogs I read daily. Never comment - just read and can't wait for an update. When they finally update its like my day is complete. It's very important. It's almost become a sick ritual.

I still check Brothermans everyday - but there is nothing there. Even though I never understood what he was talking about most of the time.

My profile says that I have had over 321 views on my profile.

But besides my family and Kitty Kat and the occasional spam or the vague comment that I really have no clue if they even read the segment - I don't think anyone reads this pile o' crap.

So - This is probably going to show me what a total loser I am - but I will keep this open for 24 hours.

That will give all the secret lurkers like myself an opportunity to say "Hi, How are you? You suck...You make me laugh...I love you....I hate you but I can't stop reading the vomit inducing crapola you spew you Republican Drunk!"

And in return - I will look at your blog. I will leave a comment on your posts to let you know that I see you too.

I think this might be an experiment gone very,very wrong or maybe I will make a new blog buddy.

Kitty Kat - tell all your friends so I don't have to cry in my drink D'Jour in 24.

Ok - the comments may start....Now!