Come on Friday...

We will be doing our yearly Holiday Party (a month late) this weekend.

It's held down on South Beach in a niiicceee hotel and its a virtual eat/drink/relax fest for a whole weekend.

Better yet..Its on someone else's dime!

Momma is coming into town tonight to watch the J and HB said we don't wanna know anything about anything unless we have to go to the jail or the hospital or the morgue.

I know that sounds harsh - but I have a hormonal teenager at home and she has given me a Christmas present from hell that has extended way beyond its smell good date.

Speaking of smelling. Because my Momma is coming in - I decided to clean out the fridge so that:

A: That funny smell goes away.

B: She doesn't eat anything that might make her sick because its been in there waaayyy past the 3 day rule (her rule-not mine)

C: I don't want her to think I'm a pig.

So - I ditched the smelliest culprits first. The ones that you could smell thru the container or the ones that were bloated and green.

But then I had some meat-product that I really couldn't tell if it was bad or not.

So - I went outside with it and tried to share it with Mooch (my neighborhood alley cat that comes to eat 2x a day).

Needless to say - Mooch - who will eat dog food and lick that little black spot of drippings underneath the grill that has been festering wouldn't touch the meat-product.

She sniffed - looked at me - sniffed again then ran into the other yard.

I guess it wasn't any good. Well, that ended up in the trash too.

So - now I have a very empty fridge that needs some snacks for the Momma. So - I will be taking care of that today.

I will update you on the whole weekend when I return - if I return - if you can find me.

I may decide being waited on poolside by a hottie cabana boy is the life for me and may never return!!!

Muuuaaahhhaaaaaaa!