Oscars

I know nothing about them - haven't seen one of the movies up for nomination.

What I do know is Reality TV. I love it - I watch marathons and marathon reruns and know the time when I can see the sneak peek of the show that's on when I am sleeping.

Since I am a MTV freak. I have to catch Meet the Barkers. I love their love. It would be wonderful if they are married happily ever after. But since the breakup of The Newlyweds - I see that this type of marriage on display is a dangerous thing. I wish them them the best.

Now - if they do make it they can always hop stations to VH1 who had Breaking Bonaduce. I would rename this show Breaking Bonoduce's Neck. His wife is a saint. I commend her for sharing all her dirty laundry. But - if and when they break up she will look like the good guy since we saw Dannys ass (literally).

But - if she needs a date - she can stay on that dial and join the cast of the Flavor of Love. Flavor Flav is without Bridgette N. And is on the search for the best babies momma that reality TV hoochies can provide. These women at first resembled old strippers - but the more I watch this train wreak of a program - I think they are all just very, very desperate.

Then later we enjoy Celebrity Fit Club and scream at Kelly L - your beautiful - I don't care if your a size 14. What the hell did you do to your face!?!

I miss the Brady program where Americas Top Model was trying to bag her some Brady.

I miss Surreal Life. But - the next one looks promising.

I miss ones that will never come back...Temptation Island. It's a horrible show - I have to cover my eyes when I watch the reruns. Terrible heartache - heartbreak and scandal! I love it.

And - a special nom goes to E!. Thank you for The Gastineau Girls - #1 Single and can I request that you get Princess Claire to grace us with her tone deaf presence again? Also - can we wrangle up somemore spoiled rich kids for another Cattle Drive?

Thank God for Fox Reality TV. You make my reality TV breaks more bearable.

So - I can't help you with Oscar info - but check your local listings....

I got me some American Idol to watch!